Just received this funny email......   



Subject: Fwd: Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims

Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, Rednecks, bad golfers, men/women,blacks//whites, etc., etc.,  but it is "insensitive" to make jokes about Muslims?
Well, it is time to level the  playing field and be inclusive!
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a  living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim   .
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but  you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have  more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim  .
4. If you wipe your  butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a  Muslim  .
5. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide,
You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think  of anyone you haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim   .
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim  .
8. If you were amazed to  discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside  bombs,
You may be a Muslim  .
9. If you have nothing against  women and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim   .
If you find this offensive and don't forward it  - you might be part of the problem in America!
Get your head out of the sand  --

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqMl-lC2tQ

That was funny, Dori!!!