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Offline naleta

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Important Womens Health Information
« on: October 28, 2010, 09:43:19 PM »
    * Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
    * Do you suffer from shyness?
    * Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
    * Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side Effects May Include

- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

Warnings

    * The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
    * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
    * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
    * The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this message with other women who may need Margaritas.

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Re: Important Womens Health Information
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2010, 07:50:25 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
This is sooooo True!!!
I have a neighbor, no, strike that, I have several neighbors that abuse this medication.
Three of them actually get together and think they can save the World from itself.

The other comes up for weekends and thinks that she is smarter than the animals in the forest, and has on a couple of occasions struck out on her own in nothing but sneakers and a PJ top.
We found her down at the creek blubbering that no one likes her and that if we did we wouldn't let her drink soo much. ??? :o


Next time, I'm going to video tape them and show their progression from semi nice people, to raving Lunatics, and post it on youtube.
#WWG1WGA

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Re: Important Womens Health Information
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2010, 02:09:06 PM »
In the event of tequila shortages, substitute Long Island Ice Teas for identical effect. Your ability to sing karaoke will vary. Please treat the chandeliers with respect. They are not built to support both you and a friend.

 

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