IF YOU MARRY A SEATTLE  GIRL

Three friends married women from different parts of the country.

The first man married a woman from Grand Rapids. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Louisville . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Seattle. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

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Somehow I knew you'd like that one, ST.  :))

Quote from: tbone0106 on December 12, 2010, 06:53:14 PM
Somehow I knew you'd like that one, ST.  :))

She's doing the dishes, she'll get back to you in a minute..
Or not. ;)

Quote from: Solar on December 12, 2010, 07:00:49 PM
She's doing the dishes, she'll get back to you in a minute..
Or not. ;)

My bet is that we'll soon find out what SHE has to say about it! LOL!!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P

Quote from: tbone0106 on December 12, 2010, 07:31:14 PM
My bet is that we'll soon find out what SHE has to say about it! LOL!!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P

Actually I was doing the dishes, cleaning the kitchen, folding the laundry and feeding the dogs.... Good thing I like to do these chores.. :) :) 

Honestly I am a throwback from another time....Solar lucked out. 8) 8)

Quote from: Solars Toy on December 13, 2010, 07:02:21 PM
Actually I was doing the dishes, cleaning the kitchen, folding the laundry and feeding the dogs.... Good thing I like to do these chores.. :) :) 

Honestly I am a throwback from another time....Solar lucked out. 8) 8)

It's just one of the things that makes you special. :-*

Quote from: Solars Toy on December 13, 2010, 07:02:21 PM
Actually I was doing the dishes, cleaning the kitchen, folding the laundry and feeding the dogs.... Good thing I like to do these chores.. :) :) 

Honestly I am a throwback from another time....Solar lucked out. 8) 8)

Well sure! SOMEBODY has to get the work done!

Quote from: tbone0106 on December 14, 2010, 01:47:25 AM
Well sure! SOMEBODY has to get the work done!

Ya know, she actually asks how did I survive before I met her. ;)

Quote from: Solar on December 14, 2010, 07:07:00 AM
Ya know, she actually asks how did I survive before I met her. ;)

The safe and correct answer is: "Badly."

Quote from: quiller on December 14, 2010, 07:38:39 AM
The safe and correct answer is: "Badly."

I said "barely". ;)

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