California jokes

Started by Bronx, October 28, 2019, 08:18:27 AM

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Bronx

A few jokes I ran across on the internet....

How do you pick up girls in California....

"I have electricity"


What's the difference between California and the Titanic......

The Titanic went down with its lights on.


Only in California do they generate power with wind and than shut off the power when the wind blows.
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QuoteOnly in California do they generate power with wind and than shut off the power when the wind blows.

How true.  Even Washington state locks down their wind generators if the wind is blowing to hard.   ( all 3 of them as that the most I have saw running at one time :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:)
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Quote from: Bronx on October 28, 2019, 08:18:27 AM
A few jokes I ran across on the internet....


Only in California do they generate power with wind and than shut off the power when the wind blows.
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