I Will Always Have A Limp

Started by AuntiE, July 18, 2013, 10:52:16 AM

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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer...Always something more important to me.

Finally, she thought of a clever way  to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp!   :biggrin:

Solar

 :biggrin:
Hmmm, a woman holding a toothbrush as a broom, equates to claiming shes fat, in her mind.
Look how big this broom makes my butt look. Double whammy, you're lucky all you got was a limp. :laugh:
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Quote from: Solar on July 18, 2013, 11:48:29 AM
:biggrin:
Hmmm, a woman holding a toothbrush as a broom, equates to claiming shes fat, in her mind.
Look how big this broom makes my butt look. Double whammy, you're lucky all you got was a limp. :laugh:

Actually, I am female. My spouse provided the joke. I truly wish laughter did take weight off a derrière as he consistently provides wonderful laughter for me.

Solar

Quote from: AuntiE on July 18, 2013, 11:52:03 AM
Actually, I am female. My spouse provided the joke. I truly wish laughter did take weight off a derrière as he consistently provides wonderful laughter for me.
:biggrin:
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Quote from: AuntiE on July 18, 2013, 11:52:03 AM
Actually, I am female. My spouse provided the joke. I truly wish laughter did take weight off a derrière as he consistently provides wonderful laughter for me.

You must forgive Solar.  ST has not taught him the sign for a young lady yet.                   

ST has been working very hard with him for sometime.   :lol:

Welcome young lady. 
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

Solar

Quote from: walkstall on July 18, 2013, 04:33:30 PM
You must forgive Solar.  ST has not taught him the sign for a young lady yet.                   

ST has been working very hard with him for sometime.   :lol:

Welcome young lady.
Ahemmm Walks, they did just legalize gay, so called "marriage", so you can't be too careful ya know... :rolleyes:
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Quote from: Solar on July 18, 2013, 05:02:50 PM
Ahemmm Walks, they did just legalize gay, so called "marriage", so you can't be too careful ya know... :rolleyes:

Ahemmm Solar, that why I check out every Profile.  If not marked then it s/he.   :sneaky:
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

Solar

Quote from: walkstall on July 18, 2013, 06:24:14 PM
Ahemmm Solar, that why I check out every Profile.  If not marked then it s/he.   :sneaky:
Oh, I saw the mark, but you can't be too careful ya know....
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Quote from: Solar on July 18, 2013, 06:40:07 PM
Oh, I saw the mark, but you can't be too careful ya know....


That why I got married 46 years ago, so I was sure.   :popcorn:
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."