So I just had to post this LOL

Posted by Nox on LNF

Every Sunday morning my friend would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive for some bonding time.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all.  Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her Grandfather.

'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'

"Oh yes, Popa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what?  We didn't see a single idiot, dumb bastard, dip shit, jack ass, or horse's ass anywhere we went today!"

Funny thing is, Nox was just posting a page from his own life. ::) ;D