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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: Solar on January 13, 2021, 09:45:27 AM

Title: I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Post by: Solar on January 13, 2021, 09:45:27 AM
I got myself a seniors' GPS.

Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there.
Title: Re: I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Post by: walkstall on January 13, 2021, 12:05:57 PM
Quote from: Solar on January 13, 2021, 09:45:27 AM
I got myself a seniors' GPS.

Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there.

As I get older I find my wife tell me why.   :lol:
Title: Re: I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Post by: Solar on January 13, 2021, 12:09:31 PM
Quote from: walkstall on January 13, 2021, 12:05:57 PM
As I get older I find my wife tell me why.   :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
So often I leave the house and the wife asks "Where are you going"?
I stop and realize I'm on auto pilot, because I generally only go to one place when I drive, so I always turn there.

I hate that! I then actually have to think about our destination. :glare:
The upside is, if I'm missing, she knows where I drove to. :biggrin:
Title: Re: I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Post by: walkstall on January 13, 2021, 12:35:11 PM
Quote from: Solar on January 13, 2021, 12:09:31 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
So often I leave the house and the wife asks "Where are you going"?
I stop and realize I'm on auto pilot, because I generally only go to one place when I drive, so I always turn there.

I hate that! I then actually have to think about our destination. :glare:
The upside is, if I'm missing, she knows where I drove to. :biggrin:

As you know my driveway is very long down 500' to the main road.  My wife first question is when are we going back home.  She does not like leaving the house.   When you get to the bottom of the hill there is only two ways to go.  Right will take you West to Lib country.  And Left will keep you in Conservative country.  So I always go left.   :lol:
Title: Re: I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Post by: Solar on January 13, 2021, 01:01:10 PM
Quote from: walkstall on January 13, 2021, 12:35:11 PM
As you know my driveway is very long down 500' to the main road.  My wife first question is when are we going back home.  She does not like leaving the house.   When you get to the bottom of the hill there is only two ways to go.  Right will take you West to Lib country.  And Left will keep you in Conservative country.  So I always go left.   :lol:
Same here, a quarter mile to pavement, left or right, I generally go Right into our small town 10 miles away, but when she's with me, she always needs to go to the County seat in Placerville, 20 miles away.
I hate that damned drive, three mountains and a 2500' drop to the river and back up.. Eats the shit out of my tires, all twisty, windy shit.