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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: Bronx on April 05, 2017, 04:19:49 AM

Title: Husband Wanted
Post by: Bronx on April 05, 2017, 04:19:49 AM
Found on the internet.

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: "Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person."

The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow asked: "Just look at you -- you have no legs!"

The old gent smiled: "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"

"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled: "Therefore, I can never beat you!"


She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: "Are you still good in bed?"

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
Title: Re: Husband Wanted
Post by: stewball on April 14, 2017, 03:05:59 PM
Thanks Bronx. good joke.
Title: Re: Husband Wanted
Post by: Solar on April 14, 2017, 03:10:50 PM
As an armless and legless dyslexic, no one ever gives me credit for typing on a forum. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Husband Wanted
Post by: walkstall on April 14, 2017, 04:17:31 PM
Quote from: Solar on April 14, 2017, 03:10:50 PM
As an armless and legless dyslexic, no one ever gives me credit for typing on a forum. :rolleyes:

But you did not ring the doorbell.   :lol:
Title: Re: Husband Wanted
Post by: Solar on April 14, 2017, 05:24:57 PM
Quote from: walkstall on April 14, 2017, 04:17:31 PM
But you did not ring the doorbell.   :lol:
Pffffttt, I knocked. :lol:
Title: Re: Husband Wanted
Post by: quiller on April 15, 2017, 04:21:31 AM
Ah, credit for typing WHAT on a forum?