Husband Wanted

Started by Bronx, April 05, 2017, 04:19:49 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

Bronx

Found on the internet.

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: "Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person."

The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow asked: "Just look at you -- you have no legs!"

The old gent smiled: "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"

"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled: "Therefore, I can never beat you!"


She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: "Are you still good in bed?"

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
People sleep peacefully at night because there are a few tough men prepared to do violence on their behalf.

A foolish man complains about his torn pockets.

A wise man uses it to scratch his balls.

stewball

Thanks Bronx. good joke.

Solar

As an armless and legless dyslexic, no one ever gives me credit for typing on a forum. :rolleyes:
Official Trump Cult Member

#WWG1WGA

Q PATRIOT!!!

walkstall

Quote from: Solar on April 14, 2017, 03:10:50 PM
As an armless and legless dyslexic, no one ever gives me credit for typing on a forum. :rolleyes:

But you did not ring the doorbell.   :lol:
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

Solar

Quote from: walkstall on April 14, 2017, 04:17:31 PM
But you did not ring the doorbell.   :lol:
Pffffttt, I knocked. :lol:
Official Trump Cult Member

#WWG1WGA

Q PATRIOT!!!

quiller

Ah, credit for typing WHAT on a forum?