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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: Bronx on October 07, 2017, 06:50:50 PM

Title: Husband going away for Easter
Post by: Bronx on October 07, 2017, 06:50:50 PM
Wife:   What are our plans for Easter...?

Husband:     I don't know about you but mine are the same as Jesus.

Wife:     What do you mean by that....?

Husband:     I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday.

Wife:      That's AWESOME".....! If you can do that I'll pull a Mary.

Husband:     What do you mean...?

Wife:      I'll show up pregnant, untouched by husband....!

Husband stood home for Easter...... :lol:
Title: Re: Husband going away for Easter
Post by: Solar on October 07, 2017, 06:54:57 PM
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Title: Re: Husband going away for Easter
Post by: walkstall on October 07, 2017, 08:05:33 PM
Quote from: Bronx on October 07, 2017, 06:50:50 PM
Wife:   What are our plans for Easter...?

Husband:     I don't know about you but mine are the same as Jesus.

Wife:     What do you mean by that....?

Husband:     I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday.

Wife:      That's AWESOME".....! If you can do that I'll pull a Mary.

Husband:     What do you mean...?

Wife:      I'll show up pregnant, untouched by husband....!

Husband stood home for Easter...... :lol:

ROTFLMAF