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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: Shooterman on October 21, 2010, 03:59:39 PM

Title: How to Keep Women and Men Happy
Post by: Shooterman on October 21, 2010, 03:59:39 PM
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It's not difficult to make a woman happy.A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19.. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31.. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

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1. Leave him alone
Title: Re: How to Keep Women and Men Happy
Post by: walkstall on October 21, 2010, 04:16:32 PM
 :))  :))  :))  >:D
Title: Re: How to Keep Women and Men Happy
Post by: naleta on October 27, 2010, 11:17:50 PM
Actually, to keep a man happy, you feed him, then leave him alone.  :-*
Title: Re: How to Keep Women and Men Happy
Post by: quiller on October 28, 2010, 12:20:54 PM
Actually, to keep a man happy, you feed him, then leave him alone.  :-*

 :P
Title: Re: How to Keep Women and Men Happy
Post by: walkstall on October 28, 2010, 12:45:28 PM
Actually, to keep a man happy, you feed him, then leave him alone.  :-*

ROTFLMAF   if that were only true. lol
Title: Re: How to Keep Women and Men Happy
Post by: Solar on October 28, 2010, 01:04:51 PM
ROTFLMAF   if that were only true. lol
Works for me. :P
Title: Re: How to Keep Women and Men Happy
Post by: walkstall on October 28, 2010, 01:08:31 PM
Works for me. :P

LOL yes but your just a young man.   ;D
Title: Re: How to Keep Women and Men Happy
Post by: quiller on October 28, 2010, 08:13:54 PM
Who was it who said the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach? Feminists joke, Actually, they were aiming a bit too high there.

At least both sides can agree. If the cook is any darn good at it, it's also the fastest way to your WAISTLINE. (Same general neighborhood.)