Has anyone seen Charlie

Started by Dirtbomb, May 26, 2020, 11:49:09 AM

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Dirtbomb

 seems Charlie forgot about his wife's birthday on Friday and went out drinking till the bars closed. Anyway when he got home the wife was gone and there was a note on the kitchen counter. It said you missed my birthday, I'm going to my mother's house for the weekend and when I get home Monday morning I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds and it better be in the driveway. Well when she got back from her mother's on Monday morning there was a huge box in the driveway with a red ribbon on it. she pulled on the ribbon and the Box fell open and in one corner of the box under a mountain of bubble wrap there was a bathroom scale. Charlie hasn't been seen since Friday has anybody seen Charlie?
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