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Grandpa Didn't Make it--- Lifted for oldcoot
« on: July 20, 2017, 08:21:36 PM »
An elderly man had a massive stroke and
the family drove him to the emergency room.

After a while the ER doctor appeared
wearing a long face.

“I’m afraid Grandpa is brain-dead,
but his heart is still beating.”

“Oh, dear God,” cried his wife,
“We’ve never had a liberal in the family before!”

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Re: Grandpa Didn't Make it--- Lifted for oldcoot
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2017, 08:29:19 PM »
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Re: Grandpa Didn't Make it--- Lifted for oldcoot
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2017, 05:41:07 PM »
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