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Offline Mudbug

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Gone fishin' (Boudreaux-style)
« on: October 05, 2010, 06:33:39 AM »
Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outta dem night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decides to steal dat der frog.

Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so Boudreaux had to be REAL careful-like, or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him, hada real good grip on his haid, yeh.

Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux know dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him but some kind'a good, but he have a plan.

He reach into de back pock't of his bib overhauls and pulls out a pint a Tennessee hillbilly moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de snakes mouf. And he waits.......

Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go all limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou, den he goes back to fish'n.

A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe.

He slowwwwwly look down, and don't choo know: dere be dat cotton moufed water moccasin, wif TWO MORE FROGS!

Life, is goooood!


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