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Started by Solar, September 26, 2017, 01:05:04 PM

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Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, "You man the guns; I'll drive."
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I search and search for the 'groan' button.....
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Solar

Quote from: TboneAgain on September 26, 2017, 01:17:24 PM
I search and search for the 'groan' button.....
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I know, I laughed, then groaned.
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Solar

Nah, now this is a real groaner. :biggrin:

Q: What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
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Quote from: Solar on September 26, 2017, 01:38:09 PM
Nah, now this is a real groaner. :biggrin:

Q: What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
A: Anything you want -- he can't hear you.


I am sure ST can find something for you to do when she not home.   :lol:
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Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

Solar

Quote from: walkstall on September 26, 2017, 01:44:51 PM

I am sure ST can find something for you to do when she not home.   :lol:
Hey, it's work trying to find really bad jokes, like this one.



What is a Zebra?


A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
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Quote from: Solar on September 26, 2017, 01:49:46 PM
Hey, it's work trying to find really bad jokes, like this one.



What is a Zebra?


A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.

Sweet Jesus. You're like the poster child for parental guidance.  :tounge:  Toy, where are you?
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people. -- Tenth Amendment to the US Constitution

Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; IT IS FORCE. -- George Washington

Solar

Quote from: TboneAgain on September 26, 2017, 01:59:36 PM
Sweet Jesus. You're like the poster child for parental guidance.  :tounge:  Toy, where are you?
Wait, it gets worse! :biggrin:

What did the cat say to the mouse?
"The human telling this joke is attempting to anthropomorphise us!"
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