A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress.

"You can't wear white," reminds the sales clerk. "You've been married three times already."

"Of course I can, I'm a virgin!" says the bride.

"Impossible", says the sales clerk.

"Unfortunately not," the bride explained. "My first husband was a psychologist. All he wanted to do was talk about it.

"My second husband was a gynecologist. All he wanted to do was look at it.

"My third husband was a stamp collector.... GOD, I miss him!"

 :P :P :P .........Pun intended ;)

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I bet she hates "peel & stick".
;D

Quote from: lug-nut on March 14, 2011, 09:40:07 AM
I bet she hates "peel & stick".
;D

Or the "forever stamp".