On being a gracious bitch ...



Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement
- not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed
mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''

A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress?  You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.''

OK, I'm a guy, explain it.  :-[

Quote from: Solar on January 09, 2012, 10:35:56 AM
OK, I'm a guy, explain it.  :-[

I am sure ST can explain it when she gets home.     

Quote from: walkstall on January 09, 2012, 10:59:25 AM

I am sure ST can explain it when she gets home.     

I think I got it, but being a man, the humor eludes me.

Quote from: Solar on January 09, 2012, 12:45:34 PM
I think I got it, but being a man, the humor eludes me.

As I get older I am starting to understand women's way of thinking more and more.

Quote from: walkstall on January 09, 2012, 03:40:21 PM

As I get older I am starting to understand women's way of thinking more and more.

And the sooner the better!

Quote from: walkstall on January 09, 2012, 03:40:21 PM

As I get older I am starting to understand women's way of thinking more and more.

Me too, and I usually ignore it until the mood swings back to center. ( ;

Quote from: walkstall on January 09, 2012, 10:59:25 AM

I am sure ST can explain it when she gets home.     

I did....

Quote from: Solars Toy on January 09, 2012, 06:30:35 PM
I did....

ST

Quote from: walkstall on January 09, 2012, 06:43:56 PM

ST

My dyslexia kicked in and I read it wrong...

Quote from: Solar on January 09, 2012, 07:06:18 PM
My dyslexia kicked in and I read it wrong...

Just be happy you have a special lady that understand some of your problems and that it is not all about her 24/7.   

Quote from: walkstall on January 09, 2012, 07:30:42 PM

Just be happy you have a special lady that understand some of your problems and that it is not all about her 24/7.   

But it is all about her.... ( ;

Quote from: Solar on January 09, 2012, 07:43:50 PM
But it is all about her.... ( ;

Really.... :-p