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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: Solar on September 26, 2017, 01:05:04 PM

Title: Fish tank
Post by: Solar on September 26, 2017, 01:05:04 PM
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, "You man the guns; I'll drive."
Title: Re: Fish tank
Post by: TboneAgain on September 26, 2017, 01:17:24 PM
I search and search for the 'groan' button.....
Title: Re: Fish tank
Post by: Solar on September 26, 2017, 01:27:51 PM
Quote from: TboneAgain on September 26, 2017, 01:17:24 PM
I search and search for the 'groan' button.....
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I know, I laughed, then groaned.
Title: Re: Fish tank
Post by: walkstall on September 26, 2017, 01:31:06 PM
Quote from: TboneAgain on September 26, 2017, 01:17:24 PM
I search and search for the 'groan' button.....

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Title: Re: Fish tank
Post by: Solar on September 26, 2017, 01:38:09 PM
Nah, now this is a real groaner. :biggrin:

Q: What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
A: Anything you want -- he can't hear you.
Title: Re: Fish tank
Post by: walkstall on September 26, 2017, 01:44:51 PM
Quote from: Solar on September 26, 2017, 01:38:09 PM
Nah, now this is a real groaner. :biggrin:

Q: What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
A: Anything you want -- he can't hear you.


I am sure ST can find something for you to do when she not home.   :lol:
Title: Re: Fish tank
Post by: Solar on September 26, 2017, 01:49:46 PM
Quote from: walkstall on September 26, 2017, 01:44:51 PM

I am sure ST can find something for you to do when she not home.   :lol:
Hey, it's work trying to find really bad jokes, like this one.



What is a Zebra?


A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
Title: Re: Fish tank
Post by: TboneAgain on September 26, 2017, 01:59:36 PM
Quote from: Solar on September 26, 2017, 01:49:46 PM
Hey, it's work trying to find really bad jokes, like this one.



What is a Zebra?


A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.

Sweet Jesus. You're like the poster child for parental guidance.  :tounge:  Toy, where are you?
Title: Re: Fish tank
Post by: Solar on September 26, 2017, 02:50:54 PM
Quote from: TboneAgain on September 26, 2017, 01:59:36 PM
Sweet Jesus. You're like the poster child for parental guidance.  :tounge:  Toy, where are you?
Wait, it gets worse! :biggrin:

What did the cat say to the mouse?
"The human telling this joke is attempting to anthropomorphise us!"