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Fish tank
« on: September 26, 2017, 01:05:04 PM »
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, "You man the guns; I'll drive."
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Re: Fish tank
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2017, 01:17:24 PM »
I search and search for the 'groan' button.....
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Re: Fish tank
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2017, 01:27:51 PM »
I search and search for the 'groan' button.....
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I know, I laughed, then groaned.
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Re: Fish tank
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2017, 01:31:06 PM »
I search and search for the 'groan' button.....

A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession.  I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.  ~ Ronald Reagan ~

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Re: Fish tank
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2017, 01:38:09 PM »
Nah, now this is a real groaner. :biggrin:

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Re: Fish tank
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2017, 01:44:51 PM »
Nah, now this is a real groaner. :biggrin:

Q: What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
A: Anything you want -- he can't hear you.


I am sure ST can find something for you to do when she not home.   :lol:
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession.  I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.  ~ Ronald Reagan ~

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

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Re: Fish tank
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2017, 01:49:46 PM »

I am sure ST can find something for you to do when she not home.   :lol:
Hey, it's work trying to find really bad jokes, like this one.



What is a Zebra?


A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
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Re: Fish tank
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2017, 01:59:36 PM »
Hey, it's work trying to find really bad jokes, like this one.



What is a Zebra?


A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.

Sweet Jesus. You're like the poster child for parental guidance.  :tounge:  Toy, where are you?
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Re: Fish tank
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2017, 02:50:54 PM »
Sweet Jesus. You're like the poster child for parental guidance.  :tounge:  Toy, where are you?
Wait, it gets worse! :biggrin:

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"The human telling this joke is attempting to anthropomorphise us!"
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