Fifty-one Years

Started by Shooterman, November 10, 2010, 02:26:51 PM

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Shooterman

Fifty-one

years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina

mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his

first day in basic training, the Army issued him

a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared

off all his hair. On his second day, the Army

issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the

Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the

third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The

Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.


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 :o I can understand that.   ;D
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