Cletus and Billy Bob were discussing vacation plans...

Cletus: "I'm 'bout ready fer my vacation, shore 'nuff, but I ain't gonna do it like I done the last few years."

Billy Bob: "Well, whattaya mean?"

Cletus: "I been doin' like you said every year, an' it ain't workin'. Remember three years ago, you said go to Hawaii?"

Billy Bob: "Yup. I said it."

Cletus: "Earlene got pregnant. 'Member two years ago, you told me the Bahamas?"

Billy Bob: "Uh-huh, I did."

Cletus: "Earlene got pregnant again. Now where'd you tell me to go last year, you 'member?"

Billy Bob: "Yassir, I do. I said Tahiti, 'cause I seen it on one o' them satellite stations."

Cletus: "Well you know Earlene got pregnant AGAIN!"

Billy Bob: "So where ya gonna go this year?"

Cletus: "I don't know yet, but I'm damn shore takin' that slut Earlene with me this time!"