Author Topic: What a way to go.  (Read 1113 times)

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What a way to go.
« on: November 25, 2012, 08:03:13 AM »
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual,
When Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've
Somethin to tell ya".
" Of course you can come in, you're always welcome,
Tim. But where's my husband?"
" That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."
There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
" I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead
And gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim.. "How did it happen, Tim?"
" It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat Of
Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me the truth,
Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda.... No. In fact, he got out three times to pee."

If it was easy everyone would be do'in it.

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Re: What a way to go.
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2012, 08:46:03 AM »
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Re: What a way to go.
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2012, 04:15:03 PM »
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