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Title: Drinking & Driving
Post by: Solars Toy on April 08, 2012, 12:33:23 PM
Drinking & Driving
I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home.
Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise; as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.

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Title: Re: Drinking & Driving
Post by: walkstall on April 08, 2012, 01:31:59 PM
 Surgery will also do that ya know.   :lol:   :lol:   :lol: 
Title: Re: Drinking & Driving
Post by: tbone0106 on April 14, 2012, 06:21:35 AM
Do you still have the bus? I'm always in the market for a mobile domicile...
Title: Re: Drinking & Driving
Post by: WoodBurner on April 15, 2012, 06:48:18 AM
Nicely done.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Hope you are feeling better.
Title: Re: Drinking & Driving
Post by: Solars Toy on April 15, 2012, 07:47:08 AM
Quote from: WoodBurner on April 15, 2012, 06:48:18 AM
Nicely done.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Hope you are feeling better.


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Title: Re: Drinking & Driving
Post by: Ford289HiPo on April 16, 2012, 07:53:17 PM
What kind of bus?:)
Title: Re: Drinking & Driving
Post by: Kumtois@10 on March 09, 2017, 03:03:21 AM
This seems to be truly a joke which has gone viral these days as see many people talking about it often. Out of curiosity, asked my friend who works for a XXXXXXXXXXXXXX DUI lawyer if he knows something about this and he told me it to be a parody.



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