Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes.
Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about three.
Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: Five dollars.
Woman: How long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years.
Woman: So, a beer costs five dollars and you have three a day. That adds up to $450-a-month or $5,400-a-year. Over 20 years, not accounting for inflation, that means you’ve spent $108,000. Correct? Man: Correct.
Woman: Don’t you realize that if you didn’t drink beer, that money could have been placed in a step-up interest savings account, and with compound interest for 20 years, you could have bought an airplane? Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No. Man: So, where’s your airplane?