My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad, I want you to cancel my allowance, rent out my room, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone and jewelry to the charity shop. Sell my car, take my door key and throw me out of the house."


Well, she didn't actually put it like that... she said... "Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed."

ROFL!!!!

hahahahaha