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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

I bought her a bathroom scale.  ;D

So when is your funeral.... ;D ;D ;D

Quote from: Solars Toy on November 26, 2010, 11:15:02 AM
So when is your funeral.... ;D ;D ;D

I run faster than my wife. The only thing I haven't been able to do is duck fast enough to avoid the frying pan when she throws it.   ::)

Quote from: surfer_squirrel on November 26, 2010, 11:43:25 AM
I run faster than my wife. The only thing I haven't been able to do is duck fast enough to avoid the frying pan when she throws it.   ::)

:))  :))  I have problems with the books myself.  ;D  ;D

Ouch! I hope they're paperbacks.  :o

Quote from: Solars Toy on November 26, 2010, 11:15:02 AM
So when is your funeral.... ;D ;D ;D

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!  :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

The joke is good, if you like 'em with mold on 'em, but your hip-shot reaction was priceless!

Quote from: tbone0106 on November 26, 2010, 11:31:54 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!  :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

The joke is good, if you like 'em with mold on 'em, but your hip-shot reaction was priceless!

Thank you...  :) :)