Catholic Jokes

Started by CaliforniaCatholic, May 26, 2011, 06:27:17 AM

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CaliforniaCatholic

May 26, 2011, 06:27:17 AM
The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"

The driver is understandably hesistant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."

But the Pope persists, "Please?" The driver finally lets up. "Oh, all right, I can't really say no to the Pope."

So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over.

The cop walks up and asks the Pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.

Cop: Chief, I have a problem.

Chief: What sort of problem?

Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important.

Chief: Important like the mayor?

Cop: No, no, much more important than that.

Chief: Important like the governor?

Cop: Wayyyyyy more important than that.

Chief: Like the president?

Cop: More.

Chief: Who's more important than the president?

Cop: I don't know, but he's got the Pope driving for him!




Budoom, Pshhh!!!

walkstall

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May 26, 2011, 06:41:02 AM
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Solar

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May 26, 2011, 07:03:02 AM
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quiller

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May 26, 2011, 04:39:56 PM
My favorite is sung in that higher-octave, Sistine choir type of singing-voice.....

"My father can beat your father at DOM-i-noes......."

CaliforniaCatholic

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May 29, 2011, 12:28:03 PM
Cardinal Arinze goes running into the Pope's office and is quite beside himself. "Holy Father, Holy Father!"

"What is it my son?" the Pope responds.

"I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?"

"The good news", responds the Pope.

The Cardinal says "OK. The good news is that the Lord Jesus has returned as He promised!"

"Alleluia, Alleluia. Praise be to God!", the Pope Benedict responds "So what's the bad news? "

Cardinal Arinze responds "He in Salt Lake City." 




Budoom, Pshhh!!!

WoodBurner

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May 30, 2011, 05:31:45 AM
 :P :P :P
If it was easy everyone would be do'in it.
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