Author Topic: BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.  (Read 377 times)

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BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.
« on: August 26, 2019, 08:51:23 PM »
Solar I think you will like this.   :lol:

A German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost.


Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.


The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep crap now!"


Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his

back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly,

"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder if there are any more around here?"


Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks

away into the trees.


"Whew!" says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!"


Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from nearby tree figures he can put this

knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.


The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.


The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see

what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"


Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am

I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he

hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...


This made me smile!


"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"




Moral of this story...

Don't mess with the old dogs. Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!


BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.
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Re: BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2019, 06:29:10 AM »
There's soooo much truth in that. It's like culling the herd, the young and dumb leave room for the old and treacherous to walk the planet.
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