Blonde in a Blizzard

Started by wally, February 02, 2011, 10:37:22 AM

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Barbie (a blonde, of course!)  heard that a big blizzard was going to hit and decided to make a last minute dash to the grocery store for bread, milk and eggs.  But when she got done shopping, much to her dismay she could hardly see her way to the car through the blowing snow.  So while she is waiting for the car to warm up, she calls her husband and asks what she should do.

" Oh, honey, just wait for the snow plow to go by and follow it home, that way the road is clear and you won't get lost."

So Barbie waits for the snow plow to go by and follows it.  Her husband was right.  It was easy to drive behind the snow plow, even if it's a little slow, so she stays behind it for sometime as it goes along.  Finally it comes to a stop. The driver gets out and comes back to her car and knocks on her window.

" Hey lady," He says " I noticed you following me for quite some time.  Are you okay?"

" Oh, I hope you don't mind!" said Barbie. " I was afraid of getting lost in the snow, so I think I'll follow you.  That's what my husband said I should do."

"Well you can suit yourself I suppose, but just to let you know, I'm done plowing out the K-mart and next I'm going plow out the Wal-mart down the road."


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