From my sister in Illinois...
1) What does the average Ohio State player get on his SATs?
~~ Drool.
2) What do you get when you put 32 Iowa cheerleaders in one room?
~~ A full set of teeth.
3) How do you get a Wisconsin cheerleader into your dorm room?
~~ Grease her hips and push.
4) How do you get a Purdue graduate off your porch?
~~ Pay him for the pizza.
5) How do you know if a Penn State football player has a girlfriend?
~~ There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup
6) Why is the Indiana Football team like a possum?
~~ Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
7) What are the longest three years of a Michigan football player's Life?
~~ His freshman year.
8) How many Michigan State Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
~~ None. That's a sophomore course.
9) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
~~ Minneapolis. He knew that the police would never look in Minnesota for a Heisman Trophy winner.
AND FINALLY (drum roll, please)
10) Why did Illinois choose orange for their team color?
You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highway the rest of the week.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I think I know the "Penn State football player" and his girlfriend. I see the car about once a week. :o
hahahaahahahahaahaha