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Bathtub Test
« on: July 09, 2018, 05:06:19 AM »
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well", said the Doctor, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient then we ask them to empty the bathtub..."

"Oh, I understand", I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup".

"NO", said the director, "a normal person would pull the plug". "Would you like a bed near a window...?"

People sleep peacefully at night because there are a few tough men prepared to do violence on their behalf.

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Re: Bathtub Test
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2018, 06:52:34 AM »
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well", said the Doctor, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient then we ask them to empty the bathtub..."

"Oh, I understand", I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup".

"NO", said the director, "a normal person would pull the plug". "Would you like a bed near a window...?"

 :lol: :thumbsup: :lol:
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Re: Bathtub Test
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2018, 09:13:41 AM »
:lol: :thumbsup: :lol:

Hey, Walks did they offer you a bed also....... :lol:

I got the only bed near the window..... :lol:
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Re: Bathtub Test
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2018, 10:13:45 AM »
Hey, Walks did they offer you a bed also....... :lol:

I got the only bed near the window..... :lol:


I don't care as long as I have my computer.   :lol: :lol: :lol:
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession.  I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.  ~ Ronald Reagan ~

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

 

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