Bathtub Test

Started by Bronx, July 09, 2018, 05:06:19 AM

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Bronx

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well", said the Doctor, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient then we ask them to empty the bathtub..."

"Oh, I understand", I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup".

"NO", said the director, "a normal person would pull the plug". "Would you like a bed near a window...?"

People sleep peacefully at night because there are a few tough men prepared to do violence on their behalf.

A foolish man complains about his torn pockets.

A wise man uses it to scratch his balls.

walkstall

Quote from: Bronx on July 09, 2018, 05:06:19 AM
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well", said the Doctor, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient then we ask them to empty the bathtub..."

"Oh, I understand", I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup".

"NO", said the director, "a normal person would pull the plug". "Would you like a bed near a window...?"

:lol: :thumbsup: :lol:
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

Bronx

Quote from: walkstall on July 09, 2018, 06:52:34 AM
:lol: :thumbsup: :lol:

Hey, Walks did they offer you a bed also....... :lol:

I got the only bed near the window..... :lol:
People sleep peacefully at night because there are a few tough men prepared to do violence on their behalf.

A foolish man complains about his torn pockets.

A wise man uses it to scratch his balls.

walkstall

Quote from: Bronx on July 09, 2018, 09:13:41 AM
Hey, Walks did they offer you a bed also....... :lol:

I got the only bed near the window..... :lol:


I don't care as long as I have my computer.   :lol: :lol: :lol:
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."