Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the
parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and
landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids
who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so
grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World & Barrack
said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.'

The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan
shoes. Barrack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have
Michael Jordan sign them.'

The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with
a built in TV and stereo headset.

Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you
don't look like you're handicapped.

The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out
I saved your ass from drowning.

Stolen from Woodsterman