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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: Turks on February 15, 2013, 02:48:58 AM

Title: An Irishman goes into the confessional box
Post by: Turks on February 15, 2013, 02:48:58 AM
An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.

Inside he finds a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in.

"Father ,forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies: "Get out, you moron, you're on my side."
Title: Re: An Irishman goes into the confessional box
Post by: Solar on February 15, 2013, 05:23:29 AM
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Title: Re: An Irishman goes into the confessional box
Post by: WoodBurner on February 16, 2013, 07:58:00 AM
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