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Offline Ford289HiPo

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Alligator shoes
« on: September 06, 2012, 07:53:17 AM »
Jo wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes but was reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, being the determined gal we all know, she said, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper said with a smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!"

So, Jo and her friend Sylvia headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he pulled over to the side of the levee where he spotted that same Jo standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. A huge 9-foot gator is swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she took aim, killed the creature and hauled it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were seven more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood there, watching in silent amazement.

Then, Jo flipped the gator onto its back with Sylvia's help, rolled her eyes heaven ward and screamed in great frustration? "DARN IT! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"


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Re: Alligator shoes
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2012, 10:22:21 AM »
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Re: Alligator shoes
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2012, 04:15:52 AM »
Gee, I wonder what color Jo's hair was...

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Re: Alligator shoes
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2012, 06:50:03 PM »
Gee, I wonder what color Jo's hair was...

After standing in bayou water.....................brown!
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Re: Alligator shoes
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2012, 02:31:13 PM »
After standing in bayou water.....................brown!

Methinks, if the stereotype has any veracity, it was blonde. Maybe stained brown by the swamp water, but still blonde.  :tounge:

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Re: Alligator shoes
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2012, 02:25:49 PM »
HAHA, I can't stop laughing. Good one mate :)

Btw i recently buyed my alligator shoes from [ link removed by taxed ]

« Last Edit: October 25, 2012, 10:46:51 PM by taxed »

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Re: Alligator shoes
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2012, 11:21:56 PM »
I took a pair of alligators from [ link removed by walks ]
and a Tuxedo from  [ link removed by walks ]day before yesterday for my dad. He is a very selective person in case of suits, shoes and cufflinks.Coming Monday I m gonna gift the suit and the pair of alligators to him on his birthday.    :love:
« Last Edit: October 26, 2012, 05:43:41 AM by walkstall »

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Re: Alligator shoes
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2012, 01:39:31 AM »
I went for shopping, and found alligator bags. red, blue,black,white, with alligator as the opener of the purse. As I purchased the red one, I took an female alligator shoe pair matched with it.

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Re: Alligator shoes
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2012, 12:54:37 AM »
Well I got a new dark red pair of shoes and a black bag for one of friend's marriage coming soon. I will be wearing a Cherry red dress with this.

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Re: Alligator shoes
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2012, 01:15:59 AM »
Well I got a new dark red pair of shoes and a black bag for one of friend's marriage coming soon. I will be wearing a Cherry red dress with this.

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