Advice for a prosecutor...

Started by anti-American, April 01, 2013, 09:14:12 PM

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Prosecutor 1 to Prosecutor 2: I'm having trouble deciding how many charges I should file against the defendant. I want to nail the scumbag but I feel that the jury won't buy it if I overcharge. What should I do?

Prosecutor 2 to Prosecutor 1: Just make sure you get a wealthy jury. Rich people buy a lot of stuff that they are overcharged for.

walkstall

Quote from: American on April 01, 2013, 09:14:12 PM
Prosecutor 1 to Prosecutor 2: I'm having trouble deciding how many charges I should file against the defendant. I want to nail the scumbag but I feel that the jury won't buy it if I overcharge. What should I do?

Prosecutor 2 to Prosecutor 1: Just make sure you get a wealthy jury. Rich people buy a lot of stuff that they are overcharged for.

:lol:  :lol: Some of my neighbors do not ask about cost.  They just ask how long will it last.
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Quote from: walkstall on April 01, 2013, 09:21:36 PM
:lol:  :lol: Some of my neighbors do not ask about cost.  They just ask how long will it last.
Same here. :thumbup:
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