I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Pokey....but I turned myself around...and I believe that is what it's all about.

'Two men meet on the street. One asks the other: "Hi, how are you?" The other ones replies: "I'm fine, thanks." "And how's your son? Is he still unemployed?" "Yes, he is. But he is meditating now." "Meditating? What's that?" "I don't know. But it's better than sitting around doing nothing!"