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A wife and her old washing machine.
« on: February 14, 2019, 09:46:57 AM »
Husband is walking behind his wife and says..."your bottom is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine".

His wife keeps quite and she keeps walking.

Bedtime comes around and her husband starts getting a little amorous.

Wife says..."I'm not starting this old washing machine for such a small load".

"You'll have to do it buy hand"......... :lol:
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Re: A wife and her old washing machine.
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2019, 11:15:41 AM »
Husband is walking behind his wife and says..."your bottom is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine".

His wife keeps quite and she keeps walking.

Bedtime comes around and her husband starts getting a little amorous.

Wife says..."I'm not starting this old washing machine for such a small load".

"You'll have to do it buy hand"......... :lol:


Your tell me he could walk after saying that?
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Re: A wife and her old washing machine.
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2019, 12:53:27 PM »

Your tell me he could walk after saying that?

In joke land yes....... :thumbsup:
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Re: A wife and her old washing machine.
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2019, 12:55:40 PM »
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession.  I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.  ~ Ronald Reagan ~

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

 

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