Six college buddies are crowded around a table in Joe's Bar one evening, whooping it up and killing a few brewskies. One of the pals gets up and wanders over to the bar where Joe himself is cleaning glasses.

"I hear you're something of a betting man," the young fellow says.

"Well, I've been known to take a wager from time to time," replies Joe. "What did you have in mind?"

"I've got a rather unique talent," says the kid. "I can piss amazing distances with incredible accuracy."

"Get outta here," says Joe. "How far, and how accurate?"

"I can stand up on your bar at this end and piss in a beer mug down at the other end, and not miss a drop."

"Bullshit!" Joe says. "You can not!"

"I've got fifty dollars that says I can," the young man says.

"OK, you're on!" says Joe, and takes a clean beer mug from a shelf beneath the bar and sets it up at the far end of the bar.

The kid climbs up on the bar, unzips his pants, whips out his stuff, and lets fly... and misses the mug completely. He pisses all over the bar, all over the taps, all over Joe's clean glasses, he soaks stacks of napkins and books of matches, he fills ashtrays with urine, he pisses all over everything EXCEPT the beer mug.

Joe can't believe his eyes! He's never seen anything so ridiculous in his entire life. Before the young man's bladder is empty, Joe is holding his sides and shaking with laughter, tears streaming down his cheeks.

The kid finally runs out of pee, puts his tool away, zips up his pants, climbs down off the bar, digs out his wallet and hands Joe a crisp $50 bill. "Here ya go! You won the bet, fair and square!"

Joe's laughter finally subsides and when he catches his breath, he says, "That was the funniest damn thing I've seen in twenty years! You didn't get a single drop in the mug! Did you really think you could do it?"

"Oh, I knew I couldn't do it," the young man answers.

Joe looks down at the fifty, as if to make sure it's real. He looks up and asks, "Well why'd you bet me fifty bucks that you could?"

The kid leans across the bar and whispers, "See my buddies at that table over there? Just before I walked over here I bet 'em all $100 each that within two minutes I'd be standing up on your bar pissing all over everything, and you'd be laughing about it."