Author Topic: A happy guy...  (Read 1206 times)

tbone0106

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A happy guy...
« on: December 20, 2010, 10:46:09 PM »
Old Sam walks into the Catholic church and straight into the confessional booth.

"I gotta tell ya, father, last night was something else."

"Go on, my son," says the priest.

"Last night, I'm walkin' downtown and I run into these two young girls, couldn't have been more'n 25. We had a few drinks and we all ended up in a motel room and I had intense sex three times with each one of 'em!"

A bit unnerved, the priest asks, "Are you sorry for your sins?"

"What sins?" Sam asks.

"What sort of Catholic are you?" the priest demands.

"Catholic? Hell, I'm Jewish," says the old man.

The priest asks, "Well why are you telling ME about it?"

The old man replies, "I'm 92 years old. I'm telling EVERYBODY about it!"

 

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