A group of bikers see a girl about to jump from a bridge.

Started by Solar, May 22, 2018, 10:31:22 AM

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Solar

Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .
why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .
and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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Quote from: Solar on May 23, 2018, 07:26:20 AM
:lol:
I knew you'd get it. :biggrin:

Man Solar you still have me laughing. I can't wait to ell this on the next ride.
People sleep peacefully at night because there are a few tough men prepared to do violence on their behalf.

A foolish man complains about his torn pockets.

A wise man uses it to scratch his balls.

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Quote from: Bronx on May 23, 2018, 09:20:45 AM
Man Solar you still have me laughing. I can't wait to ell this on the next ride.
Yeah, that one totally caught me off guard. :lol:
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Quote from: Solar on May 23, 2018, 09:47:19 AM
Yeah, that one totally caught me off guard. :lol:

Kind of like the guy riding a metric bike. What's the difference between riding a Harley and a metric bike.....

It's like having sex with a homo...it feels good until you get caught....... :lol:

People sleep peacefully at night because there are a few tough men prepared to do violence on their behalf.

A foolish man complains about his torn pockets.

A wise man uses it to scratch his balls.