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Offline wally

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A Glass of Wine
« on: October 16, 2010, 05:58:56 AM »
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink

wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be

full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable

information: I'm doing it as a public service!
The press is our chief ideological weapon.
~ Nikita Khrushchev

Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.

~Ronald Reagan

Offline Solars Toy

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Re: A Glass of Wine
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2010, 07:23:02 AM »
 :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

I and a few of my friends like this logic.  ST
“It’s comes down to a simple choice really, get busy living or get busy dying.”

 

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