Conservative Political Forum

General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: Solar on November 17, 2010, 08:33:35 AM

Title: A Fine Insult
Post by: Solar on November 17, 2010, 08:33:35 AM
An Italian man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table. ...Alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she will be his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly takes it to her saying who it came from. She looks at the bottle and decides to send a note over to the man. The note said "For me to accept this bottle, you must have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank , and 7 inches in your pants.."

After reading the note, the man sends one back to her and it read: "Just so you know, I have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560 sel, I have over 20 million in the bank, but not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off 3 inches! Just send the bottle back....