TO:  GOD
  FROM: THE DOG 


Dear God:  Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed? 



Dear God:  Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.   

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just  because I like the way they smell. 

3. The Litter Box is not a  cookie jar. 

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. 

5. The  garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play  tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7.  Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying  'hello'. 

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The  cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that  noise, it's usually not a good thing.


P. S.  Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

Love it ST thanks   ;D

Quote from: Solars Toy on November 23, 2010, 07:05:49 PM
TO:  GOD
  FROM: THE DOG 


Dear God:  Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed? 



Dear God:  Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.   

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just  because I like the way they smell. 

3. The Litter Box is not a  cookie jar. 

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. 

5. The  garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play  tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7.  Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying  'hello'. 

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The  cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that  noise, it's usually not a good thing.


P. S.  Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

OK This ones getting forwarded :))

Everything listed here applies to at least one of our dogs... ;D ;D ;D

Quote from: Solars Toy on November 24, 2010, 06:08:08 PM
Everything listed here applies to at least one of our dogs... ;D ;D ;D

SO how many dogs do you and Solar have? we have 3 dogs 3 and cats

Quote from: REDWHITEBLUE2 on November 24, 2010, 06:25:36 PM
SO how many dogs do you and Solar have? we have 3 dogs 3 and cats

3 dogs and 1 cat, though, we don't think they even know what they are.
The Wolf is as dumb as a post when it comes to understanding what we say, but smart in the forest as survival goes.
But still, a box of rocks would give him a run for it's money as intellect goes.

Quote from: Solar on November 24, 2010, 06:32:58 PM
3 dogs and 1 cat, though, we don't think they even know what they are.
The Wolf is as dumb as a post when it comes to understanding what we say, but smart in the forest as survival goes.
But still, a box of rocks would give him a run for it's money as intellect goes.

We have Mom Dad And Daughter Mom is an Australian Shepperd blue healer dad is 100% Border collie And Daughter at 6 mo old is a Wholly Terror >:D More Hyper dogs you will never find BUT they keep me young

Quote from: REDWHITEBLUE2 on November 24, 2010, 07:59:25 PM
  We have Mom Dad And Daughter Mom is an Australian Shepperd blue healer dad is 100% Border collie And Daughter at 6 mo old is a Wholly Terror >:D More Hyper dogs you will never find BUT they keep me young

We have a puppy that is part Ausie, the hyper part to be exact. :o
Shes adorable, but the energy level on a (1) being low, to (10) being high, she starts at (9) and the wakes up in the morning ready to play and kick the Worlds ass. (insert exasperated smiley here)  :))

Quote from: Solar on November 24, 2010, 08:26:23 PM
We have a puppy that is part Ausie, the hyper part to be exact. :o
Shes adorable, but the energy level on a (1) being low, to (10) being high, she starts at (9) and the wakes up in the morning ready to play and kick the Worlds ass. (insert exasperated smiley here)  :))

My Border Collie Is the most Loyal dog I have ever had. can't even try to sneak out in the morning to go to work He's got the door covered. He scares the hell out of people that come around the truck But if I let him out he Licks and loves them to death  ;D

Quote from: REDWHITEBLUE2 on November 24, 2010, 10:22:41 PM
My Border Collie Is the most Loyal dog I have ever had. can't even try to sneak out in the morning to go to work He's got the door covered. He scares the hell out of people that come around the truck But if I let him out he Licks and loves them to death  ;D

There are Dogs and there are Border Collies; We have two Border Collies and they keep me young at heart and fitter and trimmer than I would be without them.  The only problem with having two, is YOU become the center of their attention and their continued obsession to outdo the other one and be your bestest friend...lick...lick...lick...wanna play now!!!!  :P :P :P :P

Here's my Boyz...


BTW..Thanks Solar's_Toy  :)

Quote from: wally on November 25, 2010, 05:47:00 AM
There are Dogs and there are Border Collies; We have two Border Collies and they keep me young at heart and fitter and trimmer than I would be without them.  The only problem with having two, is YOU become the center of their attention and their continued obsession to outdo the other one and be your bestest friend...lick...lick...lick...wanna play now!!!!  :P :P :P :P

Here's my Boyz...


BTW..Thanks Solar's_Toy  :)

Cute puppies.... Love the one in the chair. :) :) :)  Solar doesn't have a recliner any more, the puppies have taken it over. :) :)

Quote from: wally on November 25, 2010, 05:47:00 AM
There are Dogs and there are Border Collies; We have two Border Collies and they keep me young at heart and fitter and trimmer than I would be without them.  The only problem with having two, is YOU become the center of their attention and their continued obsession to outdo the other one and be your bestest friend...lick...lick...lick...wanna play now!!!!  :P :P :P :P

Here's my Boyz...


BTW..Thanks Solar's_Toy  :)

Heres my boy

Quote from: REDWHITEBLUE2 on November 25, 2010, 01:00:45 PM
Heres my boy

He is sweet looking... 8) 8)

Quote from: Solars Toy on November 25, 2010, 01:16:53 PM
He is sweet looking... 8) 8)

Ya he fools a lot of people  :))

Quote from: REDWHITEBLUE2 on November 25, 2010, 01:22:05 PM
Ya he fools a lot of people  :))

So do ours.... ;D ;D