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A democrat walks into a bar......
« on: May 12, 2019, 10:33:53 AM »
A democrat walks into a bar and ask "what's the most popular drink".

The bartender replies..."A Russian Collusion".

The democrats said "I'll like to order one of those".

The bartender hands her an empty glass............... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2019, 02:45:09 PM »
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Re: A democrat walks into a bar......
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2019, 03:36:22 AM »
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"Politicians are people who get sworn in and cursed out!"
"America is still a land of promise, especially during a political campaign."
"Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for and politicians find out what people will fall for."
"These days, the only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other a liar."

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