50th High School Reunion.

Started by Shooterman, August 15, 2012, 04:50:44 PM

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He was a  widower and she a widow.

  They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class  reunions in the past without fail.

  This 50th anniversary of their class, the widower and the widow made a  foursome with two other singles.

  They had a wonderful evening, their spirits high.

The widower throwing admiring glances across the table.
The widow smiling  coyly back at him.

  Finally, he picked up courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"

  After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered,  "Yes...yes I will!"

  The evening ended on a happy note for the widower.
 
But the next morning he was troubled.

  Did she say "Yes" or did she say "No?"

  He couldn't remember.
Try as he would, he just could not recall.
 
He went over  the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank.

  He remembered asking the question but for the life of him he could not recall her response.
 
With fear and trepidation he picked up the phone and called her.

  First, he explained that he couldn't remember as well as he used to.
 
Then he reviewed the past evening.

  As he gained a little more courage he then inquired of her.
"When I asked  if you would marry me, did you say "Yes" or did you say "No?"

  "Why you silly man, I said 'Yes. Yes I will.' And I meant it with all my heart."

  The widower was delighted.
 
He felt his heart skip a beat.

  Then she continued. "And I am so glad you called because...
 
I couldn't  remember who asked me!"

See what you young whippersnappers have to look forward to?
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Solar

After starting to reread it 5 times and forgetting what I ...
Damn, it's hot in here, and the TV volume is either down, or the...oh, it's not on, but the fridge is open again, must be those damn...

Anyway, vacation was good, and I had a great time fishi...um walking alon...ummm....

In closing brother, don't......Hey!!! Get off the grass you little rapscallions!!

I'm going to watch a new movie tonight, I've been trying to watch it for the longest time now, but never seem to remember if I finished it or not, it's called Gone With The Wind.
I'll call you later, better yet, you better call me, I forgot to pay my phone bill again...

Sincerely, your brother Dan Don the one still living
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LOL I an not that far gone yet.  But then I am married yet.   :lol:  :lol:

We do have a problem remembering what day it is or the date.   Thank God for puters and cells.    :lol:
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Solar

Quote from: walkstall on August 15, 2012, 06:44:48 PM
LOL I an not that far gone yet.  But then I am married yet.   :lol:  :lol:

We do have a problem remembering what day it is or the date.   Thank God for puters and cells.    :lol:
St got me one of those daily pill boxes with the whole week on it, now I always know what day it is.
That is, as long as I can remember to take my blood pressure meds. :blush:
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Quote from: Solar on August 15, 2012, 06:48:43 PM
St got me one of those daily pill boxes with the whole week on it, now I always know what day it is.
That is, as long as I can remember to take my blood pressure meds. :blush:

I set ours up for 6 weeks at a time, so if we forget now and then the day are off.   I would set them up for 3 months at a time but I am too cheap to buy more pill boxes.   :lol:
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."