Thanks CC. I was just sitting at the traffic light yesterday next to a car load of radical Muslims when a big semi-trailer drove right over the top of their car!   Flattened it! "Wow!" I thought, "That could've been me."    So I went to the DMV and got a commercial driver's license.

You may have stumbled across the crudest joke of all time. Wow.

Do you have any more?  :P :P :P

Quote from: tbone0106 on August 13, 2011, 03:58:23 PM
You may have stumbled across the crudest joke of all time. Wow.

Do you have any more?  :P :P :P

:))   :))   I think more of his memory is coming back.   ;D

Quote from: walkstall on August 13, 2011, 04:15:47 PM

:))   :))   I think more of his memory is coming back.   ;D

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Quote from: Solar on August 13, 2011, 06:38:59 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

  :o   Poor Solars Toy.  The thing our ladies put up with.   :))   :))

Quote from: Solar on August 13, 2011, 09:15:32 AM

Thanks CC. I was just sitting at the traffic light yesterday next to a car load of radical Muslims when a big semi-trailer drove right over the top of their car! Flattened it! "Wow!" I thought, "That could've been me."    So I went to the DMV and got a commercial driver's license.

Thanks for a good laugh S. :P :P :P :P

Quote from: WoodBurner on August 14, 2011, 12:13:20 PM

Thanks for a good laugh S. :P :P :P :P

Had a surprise ending, didn't it? :D

Quote from: walkstall on August 13, 2011, 06:54:11 PM

  :o   Poor Solars Toy.  The thing our ladies put up with.   :))   :))

And he sat there and laughed and laughed....  8)

Quote from: Solars Toy on August 19, 2011, 08:09:28 PM
And he sat there and laughed and laughed....  8)

The good wife tell me I have to sleep sometime.   :))

Quote from: walkstall on August 19, 2011, 08:37:33 PM

The good wife tell me I have to sleep sometime.   :))

Sleep?  Solar is one of those people who can operate on 4-5 hours.  This morning it was 4 1/2 hours...  :o   Therefore I am operating on about 6.   :-*

Quote from: Solars Toy on August 20, 2011, 06:56:04 AM
Sleep?  Solar is one of those people who can operate on 4-5 hours.  This morning it was 4 1/2 hours...  :o   Therefore I am operating on about 6.   :-*

Well now over 4hrs, is a waste of time.

Quote from: walkstall on August 20, 2011, 07:01:52 AM

Well now over 4hrs, is a waste of time.

I keep telling her that at (3:00 am), but she smacks me and rolls back over to sleep. ::)

Quote from: Solar on August 20, 2011, 08:40:37 AM
I keep telling her that at (3:00 am), but she smacks me and rolls back over to sleep. ::)

I had that problem our first 10 years.  I was a slow learner, now I just get up and let her sleep 10 hrs.  That give me 6 hrs of free time. ;D

Quote from: walkstall on August 20, 2011, 09:35:01 AM

I had that problem our first 10 years.  I was a slow learner, now I just get up and let her sleep 10 hrs.  That give me 6 hrs of free time. ;D

LOL, same here, but for some reason she got up anyway.
But since she was kind of sleep walking, I subjected her to my morning Happy Dance. :))

Quote from: Solar on August 20, 2011, 11:21:26 AM
LOL, same here, but for some reason she got up anyway.
But since she was kind of sleep walking, I subjected her to my morning Happy Dance. :))

Which is a lot to handle (see) at 5:30 in the morning with no coffee.... :-*