"THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER"!!



>            Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my   
              husband, Joe, that my breasts are too small.. Instead ofp
              characteristically telling me it's not so, Joe uncharacteristically
              comes up with a suggestion.  If you want your breasts to grow, then
             every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them
             for a few seconds.'
            Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet tissue and stand in
             front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
            'How long will this take?' I asked.
              They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband, Joe replies.
              I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
              between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
              Without missing a beat Joe says, "Worked for your 'ass', didn't it?"
           
             Joe's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
             again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
             straw.
         
            Joe was a very stupid man. . . . yes indeed !!!