Conservative Political Forum

General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: Sick Of Silence on June 11, 2018, 09:15:32 AM

Title: "I just can't take that chance."
Post by: Sick Of Silence on June 11, 2018, 09:15:32 AM
A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem . While
they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here
in the Holy Land for $150.

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped
home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend only $150.

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."