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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: tbone0106 on December 22, 2010, 06:11:19 PM

Title: "Briarhopper" or just general hillbilly jokes
Post by: tbone0106 on December 22, 2010, 06:11:19 PM
My dad has always been a goldmine when it comes to hillbilly jokes. He was born and raised in extreme southern Ohio, just across the river from all the Kentuckians ("briarhoppers") in the world.

Typical stuff:

How many briars (short for "briarhoppers") does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.

How many briars does it take to eat a possum? Three. One to eat it and two to watch for traffic. (I actually won two free dinners telling that one in a club one evening.  :P :P)

How do you get a one-armed briar out of a tree? Wave to him.

What's the best way to break a briar's finger? Punch him in the nose!

It's the usual put-down sort of humor that tends to degrade one group to the benefit of all others. It's one of the bases of modern comedy. And I just love the livin' shit out of it!
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D